custard cousins

Two or more people who have had sex with the same person.

We both squirted our custard into her. Now we are custard cousins.

by electricmonk July 1, 2008

Demarcus Cousins

a domestic violence just waiting to happen

Guy 1: "did you hear about the Demarcus Cousins that the pelicans just got"
Guy 2: "what a great deal! The potential for this beating is ray rice level"

by n8bergeron March 15, 2017

The land of 1,000 cousins

aka Tennesee.

wehlcum too Tenny SEE!

by Zach G. November 19, 2003

wiener cousins

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.

You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!

by mayadizzle April 23, 2009

birthday cousins

When two otherwise unrelated people share a calendar birthdate.

Did you know Dolly Parton and Janis Joplin were both born on January 19? That makes them birthday cousins!

by Hal 10000 March 5, 2015

cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.

Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!

by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017

Vagina Cousins

When two women have sex with the same male, they both shared the same penis, therefore are vagina cousins.

Oh yeah i remember those two, those were the vagina cousins that Tim hooked up with.

by beastside November 30, 2009