cousin

1. A child of the brother or sister of a child's parents.
2. What neocons, members of European royal families, and rednecks call their spouses before getting married.

Well, when a family tree is reduced to a family bush, neocons, royal families, and rednecks are the result.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

cousin

Your mum/dad's brother/sister's son/daughter.

The closest relative you can legally marry and fuck, if you're exceedingly screwed up in the head.

I hear rednecks often marry their cousins because they're big fans of inbreeding.

by Queeeeeeef July 8, 2004

cousin

Alabama: Don't you mean girlfriend?

Hey y'all, should I date someone besides my cousin.
All: No.

by sir climer the great November 20, 2018

Cousin It

Pulling a girls hair over her face to cover up an oddly shaped head/face or to obscure an unattractive girl's face.

John- I had to cousin it Amy
Rick- Well yeah she has a fucked up head with a great body, only thing you can do

by mr. bitches 3.0 May 15, 2011

cousin

another way of saying mate

what's happening cousin?

by rock November 27, 2004

cousins

people who lie about family relations based on the connection between two family members.

just because your cousins got married, doesnt make you cousins.

by butchyging October 6, 2009

Cousining

Cousining (kuhz-uhn-ing) Verb: The act of celebrating or demonstrating the prowess that one holds as being a "Cousin" or simply enjoying the environment of Cousinness.

Used in a sentence: "COUSINING! *Beers clinking*"

by MRob87 December 7, 2011