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Counting

The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.
Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger?

Ralph: They were counting.
by Kate Sjostrand February 14, 2008
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Counting Sheep

The act of closing your eyes while laying in bed and counting sheep one by one to help you fall asleep.
I was counting sheep for an hour last night before I fell asleep.
by Josh76524 December 9, 2008
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counterion

An ion having a charge opposite of the substance with which it is associated.
We find that the condensed counterions introduce charge fluctuations along the length of the rods that give rise to attractive interactions, in quantitative agreement with recent simulations.
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What up wit dat basackwards ion homes? Oh, it's just a counterion.
by The Jive Chemist May 14, 2005
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counting crows

The best band ever with the best albums ever. Fronted by Adam Duritz.
Perfect blue buildings
Beside the green apple seas
Oh, I wanna get me a little oblivion
Baby
Trying to keep myself
Away from myself and me
Oh, little perfect blue building
I can't keep myself away from me
Oh, little perfect blue building
by Really Bad Poetry April 16, 2005
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contranym

A word whose meaning is contradicted by its own, alternate, meaning.
"Clip; meaning both to attach to and to remove from is a prime example of a contranym"
by Thebestoftimestheworstoftimes September 29, 2013
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countridiot

Example:

Billy Bob: " I waited in line for 2 days for Luke Bryan tickets"

Billy Ray: "You are such a countridiot!"
by j to the jv November 20, 2013
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card counting

A way to gain an advantage over the house. It is not cheating. Most of the best blackjack players do this.
Goats enjoys card counting. It is not cheating. It wins her money.
by "Goats" March 29, 2005
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