Katie Cooties

Cooties given from a girl named Katie!

Matt: Hey Mark, whats that on your neck!! Mark: Yeah those are my Katie cooties.

by markm065 July 18, 2010

hot cooties

A woman of hotness that includes, but is not limited to, the entire Persian race.

Example 1: Nina has hot cooties.
Example 2: All Persian women have hot cooties. However, Maryam does not have hot cooties because she is Persian.

by jofes11213 August 27, 2011

Cooties in the Kitchen

A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.

"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."

by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017

kardashian cooties

When one is so sick of all of the massive exposure of the Kardashian"s marketing themselves that they just want to stay away from them or hearing about them in every way possible.

Don't put that channel on I will get the Kardashian Cooties......

by Cubby Cubster August 15, 2016

Coochie Cooties

coochie cooties is a general word for all STDs that only applies to females

Ethan: Yo she’s fine I’m tryna fuck
David: Watch out she got coochie cooties tho

by Quikyscopz May 28, 2019

Cooties

evil pests that dwell in the cooter.

Stay away from that bitch nigga, she got them cooties.

by Buckingbancon June 27, 2010

Catties

Catties is the slang term for blunts. Good weed often gives off the fuzzy appearance of a caterpillar and a well-packed blunt also resembles a caterpillar (as seen here 🐛). The term originated in Lancaster, PA in 2020.

Singular - Catty
Plural - Catties

I just got some cattie wraps from the gas station.

We have pre-rolled catties if you want some.

Did you fuck up another catty?

by Big Daddy Catty June 25, 2020