Commaging

A person who smells, or sniffs dead people's farts.

-"Where was Dirty Dave last night Bill?" "He was commaging in the morgue of course." "Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyy."

-"Have you heard of this new trend that's been happening"? "What the atkins diet?" "No smelling dead people's farts...... you know, commaging."

-"Ahhhh, don't you just love your own brand of farts?" "No, I prefer dead people's."

by Zebraman September 17, 2007

collaging

When you take a bunch of pictures of people's junk (from the Internet), make a collage out of them on Word or Paint, photocopy a shitload, and plaster all over coworker's cubicle, office, windshield.

Randall: "Johnson's makin' me work late this Friday!"
Todd: "Dude, you know what you gotta do?"
Randall: "What?"
Todd: "You gotta do some collaging in his fuckin' office!"

by Amda Michael Ydoom November 30, 2010

cottageoing

the act of homosexual relations in a public tiolet between two chinese men.

man 1 'oi nathen, i went for a slash in the public bogs and encountered my first experience of cottageoing'
man 2 'whatever is that i ask you fred?'
man 1 ' well nathen it was wing and wang and a hole in the wall, i was frightened!'

by swophie April 5, 2011

Contaging

Just contaging innit

How is that contaging me

by Bannsjajssbsbdbdnejejneen February 26, 2024

Cottoning

The act of ricing a Japanese car, but done by black people.

Hey man, you see that thugged out RX-8? Who puts port holes, DUB rims, and candy paint on a Mazda? They need to stop cottoning nice cars and go back to their donks.

by SupraIV December 31, 2011

cottington

Every cottington has a bald as fuck dad an absolute egg head

Ur a cottington? Yh my dad looks like a 50p chocolate cream egg

by Bossjdjejdj June 13, 2021

.cottagenqss

A beautiful fp called liana who uses they/them and they are so kind

The one and only .cottagenqss

by Harley dodley November 7, 2021