Costanza
- "What kind of sandwich would you like with your Costanza?" - "Pastrami with spicy mustard, please."
Costanza by popyejones88 September 1, 2009
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Costanzaed It
Costanzaed It--the art of taking a seemingly sure thing and somehow fumbling it away, usually due to a temporary and false sense of empowerment or boldness.
Based on the Seinfeld character George who repeatedly snapped defeat from the jaws of victory.
Also: present tense "Costanza It", or to "Pull a Costanza"
Based on the Seinfeld character George who repeatedly snapped defeat from the jaws of victory.
Also: present tense "Costanza It", or to "Pull a Costanza"
1. Man, I sure Costanzaed It with that chick. We were sucking face and I asked her if she and her sister would go for a ride on the threeway freeway. She ditched me faster than a cat can lick its ass.
2. Dude, you have a Recession Beard. Don't Pull a Costanza on the job offer by asking for Rock Star Parking and mo money.
2. Dude, you have a Recession Beard. Don't Pull a Costanza on the job offer by asking for Rock Star Parking and mo money.
Costanzaed It by ditchdigger May 1, 2009
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Dirty Costanza
The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.
Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.
Dirty Costanza by BreatheThis January 13, 2009
George Costanza
George: Every decision I have ever made in my life has been wrong. I guess thats because I’m George Costanza.
George Costanza by C-33 Lightsaber Green November 13, 2021
George Costanza
Even if George Costanza was a fictional character on Seinfeld...well at least he did the opposite of what led him to screw up his life choices. Maybe Biden should do the opposite of everything he himself has done so far as president?
George Costanza by Uncle Dimma May 20, 2022
Costanzaed
The act of a guy leaving an article of clothing at the home of a girl that he slept with, so as to ensure that at a time in the future the girl will have to have him over to collect the item of clothing, thus increasing the chance of sexual intercourse.
I was with this girl last night, don't know how well it went but I Costanzaed her so hopefully I will get another go at it.
Costanzaed by Gambino's Disciple November 13, 2011