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Cosmic milkshake

When the men's cum gets mixed with the woman's cum.
While Christy was sucking Jack's dick, Jack couldn's stand it anymore so Jack fucked Christy & they both cummed at the same time, making a cosmic milkshake as the cums got mixed together.
by coolquack7 November 12, 2014
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cosmic cock

an extra-terrestrial dong that travels the universe searching for galactic fuckholes
Last week was going swell until I got abducted by those cosmic cocks. That's one anal probe I'll never forget!
by cockonaut October 19, 2009
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Cosmophile

A single word to describe the overwhelming awe someone feels at the universe. Not just how pretty it is, but the incredibly complex processes that made it what it is today.

A love of the universe
Tim: Hey, you know what, the universe is freaking amazing!

Matt: Sounds like you're a cosmophile
by DiversityOfThoughts May 23, 2011
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CosmicPVP

A minecraft server that likes to make trash ccs and sell them for 90 dollars. Some people who fall for the scam are, SweetBootieee, YourNameHere, RoyalMC, and many many more.
Son: Mommy, I want to do what CosmicPVP does when I grow up.

Mommy: ...
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Filthy Cosmonaut

Originating from a filthy astronaut, this move begins in the doggy style position. Just before "blast-off" tightly secure a plastic bag over your partner's head as you move to face to face with her. Next, strike her about the head hard enough that she begins to see stars--we call this move the "Hammer & Sickle." Then firmly pie-face her back onto the bed so she is lying on her back. Now release your Siberian Splooge across her eyes and she will see nothing but the Milky Way. Then immediately take a celebratory shot of chilled Stoli Vodka, and without swallowing, spit it in your partners face for a Cold War ending.
Lisa: That new Russian exchange student, Svetlana is walking funny today.

Steve: Yeah I know. I gave her a sick-ass Filthy Cosmonaut last night.

Lisa: USA! USA!
by $ad-Lo April 16, 2011
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Cosmofagstic

A made up word created by Cosmin P.

A romanian cock sucker that gets owned in RTS games.
Superman : Yo Cosmin! You are a cosmofagstic.

Cosmin: Fo Sho!

Superman: ....... FAG.
by SupermanCosmin November 17, 2009
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Cosmic Rays

The healing rays of the sun. Often used to heal Malibu from American Gladiators.
"I took the most excellent hit of my life. Next thing I knew, I was on the beach taking in some cosmic rays gettin healed by mother nature. Takin in a little brewski, holdin on to a beautiful babe. And I'm fine today!" - Malibu from American Gladiators
by Cosimo May 7, 2009
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