Cort "Fucking" Allen
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds
The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts
Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so
by corty boy September 03, 2019
"ELE NÃO CORTOU!"
"ELE NÃO DORTOU"
"não corte não dorte"
"Ele cortou a mão"
"Pois! Não corte não dorte!"
"ELE NÃO DORTOU"
"não corte não dorte"
"Ele cortou a mão"
"Pois! Não corte não dorte!"
by mahtxfire July 28, 2020
Expressão inglesa "No cut no dort!" trazida para Braga, Portugal.
Significa que quando não há corte, não há dorte!
Significa que quando não há corte, não há dorte!
by mahtxfire July 28, 2020
by PupperKiwi February 27, 2020
Cort is the biggest communist you know. He starts everyday with listening to the State National Anthem of the Soviet Union. Cort greets his friends as comrades and some of his biggest hero's include, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro and of course the great Joseph Stalin. Cort spends his days peeking in peoples windows and reporting his neighbors to the authority's for breaking social distancing. Eventually Cort wants to be Justin Trudeau's right hand man in turning Canada into the next USSR
look, there goes Cort again marching down the street, waving a soviet flag and blasting the anthem with his boom box.
by TunaMelts November 30, 2020
oh my god that is the hottest girl ever it is cort
by cort_ January 31, 2021