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Coronavirus 

1) A family of respiratory viruses, ranging from the common cold to SARS and MERS.

2) A novel virus that has originated in Wuhan, China and has since spread worldwide. You can be infected and spread the virus while no symptoms show, and the virus spreads 10 times more than the flu. A vaccine is expected in 12-18 months at best. Many people are panicking about the virus and stocking up on common items, such as toilet paper, paper towels, and tissues, which really stinks because some people really need them, like sick people. Considering the virus is new in humans, not much is known about it. The WHO and CDC are providing updates, go check their websites to learn more.
1) Today in your epidemiology class, we will be studying the coronavirus family. Turn to chapter 15 in your book.
2) Person 1: Hey, have you heard about this new coronavirus?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s kind of scary! I hope nobody in our community gets it!
Person 3: If somebody does, our school will close!
Person 1 and 2: That’s still not good.
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Coronavirus 

Something that everyone either takes too seriously or not seriously enough.
Coronavirus sucks.

coronavirus 

the reason why you don't see toilet paper at your local walmart anymore
karen: TIME TO STOCK ON TOILET PAPER BECUASE OF CORONAVIRUS
coronavirus by lwily June 9, 2020

Coronaviolent 

When your old lady is getting on your last fucking nerve after being locked up together for so long that you just wanna rip her fucking face off.
My wife was on my nerves so bad last night that I just about went coronaviolent on her ass.
Coronaviolent by Casper70 April 4, 2020

coronavirusly 

When you have Coronavirus^2. You can die.
My cousin has Coronavirus^2. This is what coronavirusly means
coronavirusly by 18ab$*+ April 8, 2020

Coronavirgin 

Someone who has not yet been exposed to or contracted the novel coronavirus or COVID-19.
Person 1: “Have you ever had coronavirus before?”

Person 2: “No I’ve never had coronavirus before.”

Person 1: “You're still a coronavirgin.”
Coronavirgin by Howisthisnotawordyet February 12, 2021

Coronavirus disease (COVID-19) 

infects mostly everyone around kills old people and to protect yourself from getting it you should buy some hand sanitizer