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Carmack's Law

The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)

Named after Doom's creator John Carmack
Doom running on an IKEA lamp? That's Carmack's Law.
by beanercamina July 4, 2021
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Cormac

Species of Peruvian raccoon closely related to the weasel-rat. Lives on crisps and houmous.
There is a cormac rummaging through that bin. Hide the crisps.
by Oggintheog September 3, 2010
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Commack

Commack is on Long Island, that's in NY by the way. Filled with every type of people imaginable, but we get along. Every nationality, every age group, every personality, and every clique. It's filled with potheads, whores, geniuses, and socialites. There are daddy's girls, independent sons-of-bitches and those who you just can't define. It's a metropolis of the most interesting people you will meet, from the most disgusting to the most amazing people. You just need to find your place among them, because for the most part any circle of friends will have someone unlike them in it.
Commack itself is the best example
by Mike B July 11, 2004
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Cormac

A weird kid probably obsessed with anything that shoots or explodes/implodes. Has 5-6 good friends and definitely likes to be alone. Gives off gay vibes but is the most straight homophobic person you’ll ever meet.
John: “What’s that giant white thing over there?”
Bob: “That’s Cormac’s 7 foot penis.”
by my_nuts.123 January 24, 2022
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Commack

See also: Boujee Redneck; The town where your pickup truck is more valuable than your Mercedes; The land of big and beautiful houses with small and ugly minded people inside of them.
Commack is a large, wealthy suburb (in comparison to it's neighbors) on Long Island, NY. It is a breeding ground for privileged white boys, as these are the only types of people that matter in this world. Right?

Commack High School is an International Baccalaureate school, a program of which the sole purpose is to make the school itself look better. When on the walking tour of the school, you can look to your left OR to your right to see pants sagging below the ass, Diamond Supply Co. and Make America Great Again hats! You can look straight ahead, however, for a perfect view of what should be a Vinyard Vines catalog ad. The not-so-elusive stereotypical white girl is never too far away, with her death-by-straightening hair, her Michael Kors bag, Steve Madden espadrilles, and her muted pink lace-up body suit tucked in to her ripped jeans. She wouldn't be complete, however, without her Kylie Lip Kit and Passion Iced Tea.
Oh, you're from Commack? I'm so, so sorry.
by comeoutontop August 22, 2017
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Commack

A place where the rich act hood and the posers act tuff. A place where anyone can get drugs under 30 minutes. A place where the jews run wild and make the poor look poorer. The shithole of long island, Commack is to New York as New Jersey is to America. A fight is normal 6 to 8 times a day. Good luck in Commack but don't expect any Commack Pride cause we only have 1% left and we're saving that for the next time we win a football game.(never)
Silly white boy go back to Commack.
by CMack Wigger December 6, 2010
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Cormac

a tall boy fond of rapping to katy perry songs and hangs out with roadman gingers
cormac stop being eminem and do something productive like maybe not being a tree
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