Sammy Sosa and his personal trainer agreed that a combination of cork and steroids is whats best to inflate his stats.
by TheAznSensation May 5, 2004
Get the corkmug. by AaronCameron October 25, 2008
Get the corksmug. Read somewhere in small platoons in Vietnam they had a drug called CORK , it was a suppository to prevent defecation when out on a mission.
by Crpetersena January 11, 2009
Get the CORKmug. Jane: "Oh my God! How did she die??"
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."
by SammyBoi720 February 13, 2020
Get the Corkedmug. A specific type of lockable dildo which a he-female dominatrix places in the anus of her slutboy to accentuate his feminization. Usually the obedient fully dressed ladyboy wears the cork when his Mistress and him are walking and acting in public. He must smile, interact, and obey as if his slit-ass was not completely jammed by his mistress' power. The proper use of a cork makes for a major enhancement of the understanding by boys and men of the social, psychological, and physical constraints of old-fashioned womanhood.
The slutboy (on a high pitch tone): When I sit, I strongly feel the cork.
The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.
The mistress: Sit pretty then, cross your legs tight, and serve me some tea.
by Ysengrim January 2, 2004
Get the corkmug. another name for a retard, short for Corky Thatcher (balding firecrotch down syndrome kid from Life Goes On)
1) Damn, look at that cork over there, there's drool all over him! 2) Dude, you're acting like a cork.
by Your Daddy October 28, 2003
Get the corkmug. Corking occurs when someone is about to shit themselves and another person inserts their index finger into their anus
Oh I'm so glad I corked you in time or there would be shit everywhere. That corking saved us a lot of mess.
by the corkstsar January 28, 2016
Get the corkingmug.