cork

(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.

Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.

by himguy November 10, 2006

Corking

Corking is when a man is engaging sexual intercourse with a woman, and realizes he has a gigantic load to give. It is at this point in time when the man grabs a giant cork, ejaculates into the woman's vagina, and plugs her up with the cork. After she has been plugged, the man jumps on her stomach.

Hey Jamal, what did you do last night?

"I corked her real good. She didn't even see it coming."

Nice. Corking is pretty cool.

by ashtonktchrlvr546 May 26, 2010

cork

Thigh Haematoma.
Cork thighs are common injuries in Australian Rules Football but usually are not serious. Occasionally, bleeding in the thigh can be severe.
Cork injuries can be deliberately inflicted by a swift blow to the thigh by a knee or punch.

For example, the Sydney Swans coach Paul Roos suffered a cork thigh during his career that required surgery to stop bleeding from deep arteries in his thigh. He was forced to wear a thigh pad to protect this region for the last few years of his career.

by xxblakbird November 23, 2007

cork

What Sammy Sosa uses to increase his homerun production and attain stained records.

Sammy Sosa and his personal trainer agreed that a combination of cork and steroids is whats best to inflate his stats.

by TheAznSensation May 06, 2004

corks

To claim NOT to do something.

Antonym: Dibs

(bird takes a crap on car winshield)
Corks!
(calling not to wash it)

by AaronCameron September 11, 2008

CORK

Read somewhere in small platoons in Vietnam they had a drug called CORK , it was a suppository to prevent defecation when out on a mission.

LT. Tell the new FNG's to use CORK.

by Crpetersena January 12, 2009

Corked

When a woman's air passage is blocked by a man's penis, and therefore cannot breathe.

Jane: "Oh my God! How did she die??"
Coroner: "It seemed she was corked and suffocated to death ma'am."
Jane: "Oh... Ew."

by SammyBoi720 February 14, 2020