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Cambridge Ontario

Cambridge is a small-medium sized town Southwest of the GTA.

Its residence consists of mostly scene/emo kids and people who wish they were gangsters. In reality, nothing ever happens in Cambridge that denotes enough reason to be 'emo,' and nothing badass enough happens to be 'gangster.'

Cambridge is split in to three (3) sections.

Galt: Mostly old rich people. You won't find many black people here, unless you go to GCI (a ghetto highschool). It also has a fountain in the downtown that often gets 'soaped.'

Preston: AKA Shit-Cambridge. This is where you go if you're poor, dirty, or a crack dealer. There are rumors that there is a school in Preston, but in reality, no one who's ever even been to Preston is smart enough to have had an education.

Hespeler: This part of Cambridge is the closest to HWY 401, which means it's closest to LEAVING Cambridge, which gives it a distinct advantage over the other two thirds.
Hey guys, I was traveling to London from Toronto the other day, and my car broke down in Cambridge Ontario. While I was there, nothing of interest happened.
by csiK1R4 January 8, 2010
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homebrew cartridge

A cartridge containing flash memory that enables unsigned code or ROMs to be run on a game console. Hard to find because the ESA thinks it encourages piracy.
When my GBA has a homebrew cartridge, it can play 90 minutes of stereo music per 32MB ROM, play 5 minutes of video in 16MB, and store 100 photos in 4MB, as well as play 8-bit NES games.
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Cartridge Bomb

The making of a small explosive with shrapnel, made by taking a small, depleted CO2 cartridge, widening the neck opening with a nail and filling it with black powder while tapping it LIGHTLY. A green fuse is then placed into the neck. If constructed correctly, it can have an explosion the size of an M80 or bigger, with shrapnel.
You man, we couldn't find any M80s for old lady Pfifers mailbox, so we made some cartridge bombs!
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Corrigendum

An error to be corrected in a published book or article, usually a print error.
My book needs no corrigendum!
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Cambridge central school

Cambridge is a school where everyone is very judge mental of everyone else. And in order to have friends you have to play football or wrestling. If you have a family member who works at the school you can do anything and and get away with it. Cambridge also is full of homophobic pieces of white trash. And there are some hot people here, they’re just to popular to ever date you, unless you have a fatss like myself;) so yeah welcome to Cambridge
Girl 1: OMG she’s from Cambridge
Central school!? Ew, she’s so mean
Girl 2: Hey Cambridge central school kids aren’t that bad.
by IAMBESTIESWITHANALYSSA:) February 25, 2019
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Cambridge Try

A disgusting sex act comprised of dipping your nuts in hot water while blowing your load on her face while in a rowboat having gazpacho soup ladled on you.
Johann “Jenn lets do the Cambridge try”
Jenn “I don’t wanna do the Cambridge try because I don’t like gazpacho soup.”
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Walter Duke of Cambridge

The grandson of Queen Elizabeth II

When introduced to girls: "he has a great personality"
Oh wow Walter Duke of Cambridge. Is that Cambridge England or the real Cambridge...meaning Cambridge MA USA
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