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Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)

This happens when you are so addicted to Facebook that you keep going to your Facebook even though you don't have that much things to do on Facebook or ran out of apps or games to play. So in the end you will jut scroll up and down and keep on reading your friends' updates and stuffs. It is like you feel a need to go to your Facebook homepage every now and then even you know that you got nothing much to do there.
"Hey why is it like I see you using Facebook forever when you are just reading other people's updates and doing nothing else?"

"I don't know, I just feel like there's a need to use it."

"Then I think you have a very serious case of Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD)."
by ThatSam March 18, 2010
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pussy cappuccino

The frothed ejaculate created inside a vagina when penetration continues after ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to acquire a foamy texture that resembles frothed milk - as in a cappuccino.
Brad Pitt kept plowing Angelina Jolie after he blew a huge load in her tight pink pussy. By the time he pulled out, his frothy man-ranch had made her vagina look like a pussy cappuccino.
by Cock Blogger March 20, 2009
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Obsessive-compulsive disorder

Also known as OCD, obsessive-compulsive disorder is a neurotic mental illness in which intrusive, negative thoughts and/or impulses which regularly enter the person's mind (obsessions) are counteracted by repetitive acts or rituals performed to alleviate the anxiety and general distress created by these obsessions. It is possible to qualify for a diagnosis of OCD if only obsessions or compulsions are present, although the vast majority have both.
Obsessive-compulsive disorder is much more than being quirky or a bit of a neat freak.
by Doc_B April 14, 2015
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computadorally

Being both intrinsically funny and bad at spoon contests. Also inclined to thwart that ass as necessary.
That girl was totally computadorally inclined so she thwarted my ass all night long. I then proceeded to whoop her ass in a spoon contest.
by Bob Barker III February 13, 2008
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Itunes Compulsive Disorder

An obsessive compulsive disorder that occurs while editing one's itunes. (making sure albums have cover pictures, artists tittles are correctly spelled, all words are punctually efficient). (itcd)
Greg: it just took me two hours to download all those jewel cds.

James: well it probably would have took less if you didn't search for the single album covers, i think you have itunes compulsive disorder.
by SphilaJC89 October 9, 2009
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Compulsive Singing Disorder

CSD for short, it’s where you start to sing randomly and your speech is basically a song.
Guy 1: I HAVE COMPULSIVE SINGING DISORDER!
Guy 2: What’s that? And why are you singing?!
by DaUltimateMemelord June 1, 2018
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compuglobalhypermeganet

Homer Simpson's internet company. Bought out by bill gates. Also see Bill Gates.
What's a T1?
by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003
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