Colombian Catastrophe

Explosive, stomach spasming diarrhea brought on by drinking too much coffee in the morning and not enough breakfast.

Bob- Hey Bill What's up??
Bill- Not now Bob, I've had three cups of Maxwell House this morning and I'm about to experience a Colombian Catastrophe...

by PRC 123 July 23, 2011

Colombian Necktie

See also: Cuban Necktie.

A slit across the neck just below the jawline, where the chin meets the neck, with the victim's tongue hanging down through the wound.

The victim was found sitting upright in a patent leather chair, traces of cocaine on the desk, and suffering from what police only describe as a Colombian Necktie.

by Jimmy Hardcore April 2, 2004

Colombian corn dog

A penis that has been covered entirely with cocaine powder.

That coke head sheila at the club last night couldn't get enough of my colombian corn dog.

by M. Oxlong March 22, 2017

Colombian whites

Colombian whites is another name for Colombian exported Cocaine. Famously mentioned by Robert California CEO of Sabre/Dunder Mifflin.

I got into a case of Australian reds... and... how should I say this, Columbian whites. - Robert California

Colombian whites go well with Australian reds

by Statsradiofonien January 30, 2019

Colombian white

Cocaine

Marty brought some good Colombian white to the club last night.

by Alcoholic Know it all December 13, 2020

fake colombian

Someone with Colombian heritage but was born in the US. Will wear the countries colors but does not know the history nor meaning. 60% of their wardrobe is Colombia apparel. Will not know what chipi chipi is.

There goes another fake Colombian cheering for our team, I wish they would hang themselves.

by Shijalude February 22, 2014

colombian kiss

A french kiss that also involves groping, particularly around the ass.

We colombian kissed behind the bleachers last night.

by Stealth May 1, 2005