Coomer Humor 

coomer humor is not very very good sources of comedy, the ones who like this humor are losers and college men who should get a job and a life.
People who post this shit should be put in therapy or be killed in countries like Afghanistan or Mexico.

Coomer Humor Poster: *wastes all of his Chad energy on putting less effort on a rule 34 video
Chad’s Comment: I think that this video is stupid and unfunny

A Geek’s comment: “I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LIKE RULE 34 AND PORN BECAUSE YOULL LOVE IT”

Coomer Humor by TriggeringNerdsSince1799 June 10, 2022

Coomer-In-Law 

The coomer fucking your sister.

My sister's husband is trying to fight my coomer-in-law.

Coomer-In-Law by Nhjones4life November 30, 2019

Coomer's Law 

An individual that does not consume mainstream media and gives them the liberty to call those who consume mainstream media "Normies".

God damn they watch demon slayer?! That's against Coomer's Law!

Coomer's Law by FrostyzZzZz January 24, 2022

Coomer Rain 

Someone who is sweating from the act of a Coomer Spin, and flinging sweat in every direction with their penis*.

WOW, Bob has been coomer spinning for a while now, he is getting coomer rain all over the room!

Coomer Rain by Pootytang22 August 1, 2022

Coomer de les 

A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)

Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!

Coomer de les by Slaskinateher July 25, 2023

Butt Coomer

When you coom/cum in a girls anus then leave it their and let her clean it up

I’m such a butt coomer

Butt Coomer by Moondog88 February 17, 2021

ok coomer 

The phrase members of NoFap use when in an argument with a coomer

Coomer Steve: NoFap is a lie!! Masturbation has proven health benefits!

NoFap Chad: ok coomer

ok coomer by mrliverpoolfan April 22, 2021