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you all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony...
by John Bull May 2, 2006
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convict

noun: A person serving a sentence in a jail or prison, a person who has been convicted of a criminal offence.
Sreet slag for a "thug" or man out of incarseration, trying to survive freedom.
"The man was convicted of assualt and sentenced"

"Hey convict, hows the 9 to 5 going?, better than the joint.
by Adam DeLoe November 5, 2005
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Connected

Being 'connected' refers to people who are in touch with their surroundings, a sense of true self, and have a deep, instinctual empathy for fellow human beings. They are often perceived as 'odd' or eccentric by others but are extremely intelligent and often misunderstood and underestimated.

'Connected' people will frequently feel deep sadness, crippling frustration, an un-expressable rage and/or proactive rebellion when presented with the un-justices of the world, prejudice, discrimination, fickle bullshit, and the cruelties and atrocities committed by their fellow human beings.

Some people believe that everyone is potentially 'connected', depending on whether they open their minds to their capacity to connect to themselves, fellow humans and the world around them; whilst others will maintain that tests have shown only 2% of the worlds population demonstrate the associated qualities and characteristics of someone who is 'connected' and is a result of genetic trends and programming.

Many 'connected' people have been burdened with the term 'gifted and talented', whilst this term identifies their inquisitive minds and ability to learn, it can act to segregate someone from their peers, and encourage them to develop a sense of social awkwardness, perceived aloofness and/ or extreme bouts of arrogance.
They're not odd, they're just connected.
by Spoontastic January 8, 2010
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Convict-19

A label given to a prisoner who has contracted the coronavirus, or died of it.
The authorities refused to reveal publicly the number of convict-19’s among the millions of inmates in US prisons, who are generally not given proper face masks and disinfectants to protect themselves.
by Covido November 28, 2020
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Codicted

A person who is obsessed or devotes their life to playing COD (Call of Duty.)
Codict: I haven't hung out with my friends in 3 weeks because of Call of Duty.

Friend: Bro, you are officially Codicted.
by ierikk February 3, 2010
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Connicked

(con-ick-ed) v. 1) To be anally penetrated by a prosecutor who regularly cleans his own anus with the U.S. Constitution 2) To be the subject to prosecutorial misconduct to such a degree that it results the filing of a Habeas writ the day of trial 3) To piss on a U.S. Constitution wrapped in the American flag 4) To laugh while burning potentially exculpatory evidence
1) Q: How was court today? A: My butt hurts. Q: Why? A: I got Connicked.

2) Atty.: You're honor, I'd like to move that my client's habeas writ be added to the record. Judge: you haven't even given your opening statement. Atty.: I believe my client is about to be Connicked.

3) Q: Yo, what's this soggy piece of paper, and why is this flag laying here all wet? A: It must have been Connicked by the prosecutor.
4) Q: Wasn't there any evidence showing your client's innocence? A: I thought so, but when I went to the prosecutor's office to pick up my discovery there was smoke pouring out from under the door and someone inside was laughing like a hyena.
by wordsmithhomie October 7, 2016
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Connected buttholes

When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose
Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.
by I got ligma December 19, 2018
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