The first and bestest of all Custodes. He was the first Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes, aka. God's Banana Janitor's Lord Banana, noted to have the emotions of a withered prune. Has a terminal lack of emotional responses, a few thousand names, the title the Emperor's spear, and a stabby lie-detector on a stick(aka the Apollonian Spear).
Constantin Valdor(and many more names) is exempt from paying his tithes due to the following reason: Captain-General tax evasion.
by Sunsmiter December 4, 2023
Get the Constantin Valdormug. Constantin is a person who got an humangous cock. Women who sleep with him get an orgasm in just a few seconds. This orgasm is called „Constantin“
by Kevin987 November 20, 2021
Get the Constantinmug. Adjective; one who has sexual intercource with their cousin. Tends to look like colonel sanders and breathe very heavily while mating.
by Lizzy zucal December 3, 2018
Get the nick constantinemug. Ray Constantine ingin menikah buanyak orang dalam semua spesies, Biar dapat menikah banyak orang (cowok/cewek), Ray perlu meminum conbantrin.
by Cum Lauder May 13, 2022
Get the Ray Constantinemug. by Pregnantwithachild November 23, 2021
Get the Constantinemug. Small Brown Male originating from Sri Lanka and Paris. He loves dick riding and glazing, he has a famous pet called Floppa. He is approximately worth 999,999 roro and has 4 limited items to his name.
Man 1: "I was speaking to Paul Constantine last night"
Man 2: "Im sorry but even my therapeutic skills can't solve that one"
Man 2: "Im sorry but even my therapeutic skills can't solve that one"
by SlenderPro3603 October 5, 2023
Get the Paul Constantinemug.