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Constantin Valdor

The first and bestest of all Custodes. He was the first Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes, aka. God's Banana Janitor's Lord Banana, noted to have the emotions of a withered prune. Has a terminal lack of emotional responses, a few thousand names, the title the Emperor's spear, and a stabby lie-detector on a stick(aka the Apollonian Spear).
Constantin Valdor(and many more names) is exempt from paying his tithes due to the following reason: Captain-General tax evasion.
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Constantin

Constantin is a person who got an humangous cock. Women who sleep with him get an orgasm in just a few seconds. This orgasm is called „Constantin“
„Did you sleep with this guy yesterday?“
„Yes!!! It was amazing. I got a constantin“
by Kevin987 November 20, 2021
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nick constantine

Adjective; one who has sexual intercource with their cousin. Tends to look like colonel sanders and breathe very heavily while mating.
You see that kid over there that fucked his cousin. That’s nick constantine.
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Ray Constantine

Ray Constantine ingin menikah buanyak orang dalam semua spesies, Biar dapat menikah banyak orang (cowok/cewek), Ray perlu meminum conbantrin.
"Ray Constantine Sangatlah Gae"
"Beneran??"
by Cum Lauder May 13, 2022
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Constantine

Hi Constantine are you doing well balancing the dualities of good and evil?
by Pregnantwithachild November 23, 2021
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Paul Constantine

Small Brown Male originating from Sri Lanka and Paris. He loves dick riding and glazing, he has a famous pet called Floppa. He is approximately worth 999,999 roro and has 4 limited items to his name.
Man 1: "I was speaking to Paul Constantine last night"
Man 2: "Im sorry but even my therapeutic skills can't solve that one"
by SlenderPro3603 October 5, 2023
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