The first and bestest of all Custodes. He was the first Captain-General of the Adeptus Custodes, aka. God's Banana Janitor's Lord Banana, noted to have the emotions of a withered prune. Has a terminal lack of emotional responses, a few thousand names, the title the Emperor's spear, and a stabby lie-detector on a stick(aka the Apollonian Spear).
Constantin Valdor(and many more names) is exempt from paying his tithes due to the following reason: Captain-General tax evasion.
by Sunsmiter December 04, 2023
Constantin is a person who got an humangous cock. Women who sleep with him get an orgasm in just a few seconds. This orgasm is called „Constantin“
by Kevin987 November 20, 2021
Ray Constantine ingin menikah buanyak orang dalam semua spesies, Biar dapat menikah banyak orang (cowok/cewek), Ray perlu meminum conbantrin.
"Ray Constantine Sangatlah Gae"
"Beneran??"
"Beneran??"
by Cum Lauder May 13, 2022
Small Brown Male originating from Sri Lanka and Paris. He loves dick riding and glazing, he has a famous pet called Floppa. He is approximately worth 999,999 roro and has 4 limited items to his name.
Man 1: "I was speaking to Paul Constantine last night"
Man 2: "Im sorry but even my therapeutic skills can't solve that one"
Man 2: "Im sorry but even my therapeutic skills can't solve that one"
by SlenderPro3603 October 05, 2023
An insult which could replace pedo/nonce; it means that the person supposedly loves kids, especially little boys.
by Henchman23 November 10, 2019
Adjective; one who has sexual intercource with their cousin. Tends to look like colonel sanders and breathe very heavily while mating.
by Lizzy zucal December 03, 2018