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Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."

Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
by peacechicken December 22, 2012
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Someone with a big nose, broad jawline, a big mouth, either freakishly large eyes or abnormally small eyes and a big tic tac looking head.
I just know someone is a conspiracy theorist as they exhibit the conspiracy theorist look. I don't think I know any sexy conspiracy theorists.
by UltimateDoge May 26, 2022
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Conspiracy Theorists

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Conspiracy Theorists are large groups of underachievers who talk about unrealistic huge world-wide conspiracies, that apparently no one is aware of, except some angry kids and man-children in front of their keyboards.
Essentially, it's a way for them to feel smarter than the establishment and thus it alleviates their feelings of inferiority.
Conspiracy Theorists: "Dude you realize even Tila Tequila exposed the flat earth conspiracy theory?"

Sane Person: "She also thinks she is a clone, right?"

Conspiracy Theorists: "Holy Shit! Even more Illuminati lies exposed."

Sane Person:*Sigh*
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Crazy nutjobs that think there is a greater purpose behind everything... And the US government is behind EVERYTHING.
Conspiracy Theorists: Hey! Why did these two buildings collapse, those two planes couldn't have done that!

2: Wait a second.. I think JFKs brains sprayed the wrong way!
by Eliwashere March 25, 2008
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Well, those activists were some crazy conspiracy theorists.
by WeAre1776 dot org December 18, 2012
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They are the biggest wack jobs in the world. They believe and come up with some of the most absurd conspiracy theories ever.

Having a reasonable debate with these lunatics will get you no where.

If you disagree with or question anything they say, Looney Conspiracy Theorists will call you a dis-info agent who is working with the PTB.
Examples of theories that Looney Conspiracy Theorists come up with:

-The New World Order Conspiracy
-Swine Flu Vaccine has micro chips in them
-The Illuminati Conspiracy
-Chemtrails
-Reptile extraterrestrials running the US government

-No planes crashed into the WTC buildings on September 11, 2001
-Planet X
-Fluoride is put in our drinking water so that the government can dumb us down and destroy half of the population.

And other nonsense! There are tons of sites on the interwebs where many Looney conspiracy theorists dwell.
by Striker122 January 4, 2010
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Cuntspiracy Theorist

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An arrogant moron who spends the majority of his or her time 'researching' (reading ridiculous, insane conspiracy websites that adhere to his or her already ridiculous, insane worldview) conspiracy theories, and alienating his or herself from those he or she is closest to by means of constant ranting and raving about said theories.
Oh man, we accidentally elected a cuntspiracy theorist to the highest office.

OR

Man, all of these people I thought were cool in high school turned out to be right wing cuntspiracy theorists.
by ZachVan March 28, 2017
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