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Consort consolation

What a mate does to relieve her empty, mundane, lonely life, while hubby is in the trance of making the next million.
Her consort consolation for today is a new Hermes scarf from Neiman's.
Various consort consolations could be, volunteer work,exercise & facials, crafts, overeating at home, lunch w/ "girlfriends",or even watching "Oprah" or "Dr Phil", while eating expensive ice cream out of the container.
by Catholic Devil May 4, 2009
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Second base consolation prize

This happens when you desire coitus or at least oral sex, but all she grudgingly permits is for you to put your hand in her bra.
Even though I took her to see "American Beauty" and dinner at Chez André, all I got was the second base consolation prize.
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Hollow Consolation

Yes but men aren't deselecting women for lack of blonde hair blue eyes I mean... You know it's not the same, right?
Hym "Ho! That! That is close! The hair's a little long but, yeah, that's dead on. Intersectional Jesus! Anywho... Hollow consolation! I'm not good enough for retard sex-cult so I have to have 'values.' It's horseshit. I mean, they're already prostituting themselves (basically). You all just collectively shifted the prostitution up ONE level of abstraction and called it 'Hypergamy' and rather than paying them directly you just 'grant them access TO your money' and it's the same fuckin thing. Just as transactional except it artificially inflates the value of the sex because it's literally illegal to undercut the 'rich people prostitution' with 'appropriately priced prostitution.' So, no... Values are dumb."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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cancellation consolation

Da complimentary gingerbread and hot chocolate dat they serve you at da public-transportation depot to make ya feel less bummed out when they hafta delay a departure due to a scheduled trip's being nixed for whatever reason.
Another example of a "cancellation consolation" would be if someone had to regretfully forgo a promised activity due to an unforeseen mishap, but offers you a comparably-enjoyable alternative, such as if a cute chick had arranged to go for a pleasant stroll hand-in-hand wif you, but then she accidentally hurt her foot and thus made it too painful for her to walk a long distance, and so she offered to let you savoringly massage her pretty feet for an extended period instead.
by QuacksO March 29, 2024
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Stolen consolation

when a creep (e.g. news caster; Youtube producer) exploits someone else's tragedy without consent from the victim. Wholly for the sake of garnering attention, monetary gain, or gratification for themselves. Under the color of caring about the victim, and the tragedy.
Wow, that creep ham and cheesed it up like he was the one who lost his legs. It was total stolen consolation. He was making a Youtube video. He used someone else's tragedy to garner attention for himself while feigning concern. That poor man who lost his legs. He did not consent to be a prop for this creep's show. It was super gross, and I puked a little. It was so dramatic that I had to literally destroy my device. This tragedy exploitation porn I witnessed. It caused me to denounce the western world, and join a monastery.
by MessiahIAM April 28, 2025
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That's no consolation

No me going to prison is not consolation for you and YOU KNOW is isn't that for the parents. Do what I'm telling to you or YOU are doing that TO THEM with me. Whether you want to or not.
Hym "That's no consolation for the parents. So you go fuck yourself and quit being obtuse because they don't want to pay for it and I will make them if you don't do it to the fucking cripple."
by Hym Iam November 23, 2025
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Consolization

A term that unifies “casualization” (from casual), with “consoles”. While in videogames “casualization” means a tendency to make things less complex and accessible to the masses, “consolization” means the “casualization” applied to games that weren’t casual before. It applies to all kind of games who become less complex because of the necessity of convert mouse to pad controls, lower on memory or graphics requeriments, or downgrade any kind of management (losses the x,y axis, big menus, scrolling inventories, auto aim, auto stats, lack of editor or mod support, etc).
Many games have lost plenty of quality due to their consolization, their predecessors were richer and deeper in each aspect but these multiplatform versions were designed limited by inferior platforms...
by Dassault September 8, 2013
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