Conquistador's Helmet

Basting a taco with man juice and applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.

"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."

by Andrarky October 15, 2007

chocolate conquistador

Akin to a butt pirate, except land-based.

Do you know those guys Hernan and Francisco? Total chocolate conquistadors.

by Sandar August 18, 2008

Horny Little Conquistador

Spanish version of little man with the helmet

"The cockgobbling putah almost bit off the Horny Little Conquistador"

by Dornatio May 29, 2003

back-door conquistador

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.

My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.

by Zach Donavan, Chris Patterson, NIck Searcy August 10, 2006

back door conquistador

phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"

that guy nasty nate is a major back door conquistador

by ballzz March 24, 2003

Horny Little Conquistador

A southerner who dates girls simply to get some, basically a conquest for sex

Jeremy Rawls is a Horny Little Conquistador!!!!

by LeeAnn May 28, 2003

Copper pipe conquistador

Scrapping with a focus on copper pipe.

He broke into all eight vacant houses in the neighborhood. He stole all the copper pipe. His lust for copper is insatiable, he is a copper pipe conquistador.

by CMBS6 January 12, 2008