Conjugate

To have sexual intercourse...sometimes to music. A term of exclamation used to tell someone you just had sex.

The term comes from the song Killer Queen, where it sounds like Freddie Mercury says, "Little man from China, who conjuagtes vagina."

1. MAN,I just conjugated that...GIGGETY GIGGETY GIGGETY
2. I was up till 3 last night conjugating

by Delta T July 29, 2008

wet conjugate

insertion of the arm into the anus, then violently twisting the hand.

also see wet albert, moist albert and wet adam

He gave her a wet conjugate last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

conjugate

The "unlearned" way of saying congregate.

Excuse me fellas, but I'm gunna have to ask you guys to conjugate over there.

by paperbagman January 16, 2008

Conjugate

1.V; To properly pronounce words, and form Sentances; Usually applied to speech, but may be used for typed communication.

Joe conjugated his words so poorly, that i had to ask him to repeat what he said.

by Bookworm February 4, 2005

conjugal debit

A formal way, sometimes mentioned in court, of referring marital sex.

Curiosity:
Apparently lack of sex is enough justification to file for divorce and the the "Conjugal debit" frequency is set to once every fortnight.

Given that you have failed to provide conjugal debit to your spouse, we find the divorce request valid, and must rule in their favour.

by vsousa March 1, 2010

conjugal love

when two old people wake up in bed together, look at each other, and think, "...fucker."

"Hey, honey, how was your day?"
"*whispers* fucker..."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"You're lucky we're in conjugal love."

by ninjafools15 June 5, 2014

conjugal sex

Sex between two consenting people.

Her daddy caught me riden’ ‘er like Sea Biscuit but was relieved when she looked over her shoulder and said, “Don’t worry daddy, it’s conjugal sex!

by Not Baker Mayfield December 6, 2017