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coins on the eyes

a term used to describe someone being dead

Originated from the Greek tradition of placing coins on the eyes or in the mouths of the dead so that the person could pay Charon, the ferryman, to row them across the river Styx once they reached the afterlife.
Bob: Have you seen Jerry lately?

Bill: Nope, but last I heard he's got coins on the eyes.

Bob: Oh man, that sucks!
by mchammerhang March 1, 2009
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Conasewer

Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.
Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.
by Petesbeeps July 28, 2017
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cenis

Car penis
So... you know the movie Cars, right? And you know how there's baby cars? Yeah, they have baby cars in the movie Cars. Like a small car that grows bigger. Now when a- when a boy car loves a girl car, they make a baby car. To do that ...... they need a- they need a CUSSY. You need a- ...the cussy is where the car comes from. C- it's a c- it's a car pussy. It's a car pussy. Therefore a cenis is simply a car penis. like the c for Car and enis from pENIS make cenis
Person 1: You already know sally's cussy was probably grippin'
Person 2: Bro but like lightning mcqueen probably had MAD cenis is he was pullin that typa bumber!
by bouis November 29, 2021
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concisely

to say something without unecessary information.
"Describe concisely how sexy u r"
by Sexy-bobba July 20, 2003
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mint-condish

guy: Are you going to come get that old green sofa out of my basement or what?

girl: Yeah I want it, it's mint-condish. You don't see high quality furniture like that anymore.
by pluggymt November 8, 2009
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conassa

A portuguese street designation for a very good vagina.
That bitch has a serious conassa.
by LeMOnVodk August 28, 2008
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coiniseur

(KOYN eh sewer) A person who is unable to distinguish between the best of something and the most expensive of it; a connoisseur of the costly
coiniseur: "When I was in New York, I tasted the most delicious hamburger. It cost $120!"

regular human: "You're a real coiniseur."
by CreativePotato February 23, 2008
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