confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog

1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.

by pweidman December 4, 2009

confapulate

Canfapulate comes from the word confabulate, which means to engage in a conversation. But confapulate differs from confabulate such that you fap with the person you are having a conversation with.

Joshua and Ralph decided to confapulate and see who could cum first while no one was looking.

by Braided Asshair March 1, 2017

conjukulate

To move ones hips in an ajile manner, while jiratting and maneuvering.

Hey Bobby what are you doing? What do you mean, I'm conjukulating.

Bobby:Did you see Lil John get hit by that car , and go into a seizure?

Dossie: He's not having a seizure dummy, he's conjukulating.

Nick:Parrish what's wrong with you, why are you shivering?
Parrish: I'm not cold, dumb azz I'm conjukulating stupid!!!

Dossie: I go to church and conjukulate!

by Versatillium October 27, 2017

Confuctuated

When you are so fucking confused words don't cut it anymore

" He was so confuctuated when he saw his wife cheating on him only to then find out the man was his son"

by Nokus Pocus January 4, 2023

dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

Confuckulate

baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. To express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.

I was so confuckulated by her imba mathematic skills...

by TiffalovesStrife December 16, 2008

conjubulated

when confused at the sight of Chris Reed's mom(york, pa)

Wow after seeing Chris Reed's mom... im conjubulated as to if i should kiss her or burn her alive

by Chris Meek July 10, 2003