confuckeld

when you like a very hot girl but she is really bitchy and you can't stand to be around her except for the fact that she is hot

The most used example for confuckeld is the confuck scale:
oprah - nice but ugly
scarlet johansen- moderate and a little pretty
megan fox - extremely hot but extremely bitchy
snookie - bitchy and ugly

by Scondon Nark April 24, 2012

Confuckled

When you walk into a room and forget why you did.

"Why did I come into the kitchen again? What did I want? Damn, I'm confuckled."

by Number12 October 10, 2012

Confuckled

Confused and fucked up like shit at the same time

Tommy was confuckled twords the pole being painted pink

by zombielord221 October 4, 2019

Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009

confuckled

when you are under the blankets and you move around so much that your shirt gets completely twisted

Shitsnacks, I just got confuckled.

by catst18394 November 16, 2014

Confuckled

When someone is a mixture of confused and has no exact idea of what is going on.

Guy: She ate me then went to go watch TV

Girl: What? I'm confuckled?

by CallingChain February 20, 2015

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011