Confidinsecure

A person who seems outwardly confident but is truly insecure and uncomfortable with themselves internally.

He acts so cocky, but anyone with a pair of eyes can see that he's totally confidinsecure about himself.

by MyBossMadeMeDoIt July 28, 2017

Confurting

Confurting is to change one's religious faith or other beliefs to the man of a fucking furry that briefly terrify me.

Furry: Nigga in confurting distance

Nigga: Da Fuck

2 hours later

Nigga be a furry

by The Shovel Colonel December 22, 2019

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

converging

A verb indicating that you are currently working your shift at convergys.

Steve called and asked Lance if he wanted to come chill and smoke. Lance replied, "Sorry man, I'm converging right now"

by scuba February 12, 2005

confirmanality

A state of altered consciousness experienced after confirming successfully that your girlfriend wants anal sex from you. Known to induce ecstatic rambling, solving of midlife crises, and busting of nuts in guys; occasional pain and/or hemorrhoids in girls.

Girl: "Okay, you can sodomize me."
Guy: "YABADABADOOOO!!!! HEEEEEERE's JOHNNY!"
(This dude is experiencing confirmanality.)

Girl: "Ow."

by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011

Configging

A random I.T jargon word which usually translates as "we are incapable of resolving your query"

I failed when configging your new system

by PhilScarlet August 14, 2016

confirming learning

Well, it **sorta** rhymes.
Refers to an interval of either formal schooling or first-hand experience dat really drives home da truth/validity of a belief or philosophy dat you had already been familiar wif, rather than your merely being introduced to da concept for da first time.

One prime example of a "confirming learning" scenario would be if you are sitting wif a much-liked individual in some form of a group-chair --- i.e., couch, bleachers, bench-swing, etc. --- and a third person comes along and unceremoniously plops himself down right between da two of you, rather than politely asking if you guys could please scooch over a bit to make room for him on one side (well, of course, if he hadn't actually been scheduled to meet up with you two in da first place, he should also humbly ask if it's okay for him to come and join you to begin with!): from da diligent guidance-tutoring of your parents and/or other caring grownups, you may have already been fully aware of how rude/upsetting it is to position yourself between two people who are conversing or otherwise actively/socially interacting, but having it actually happen to you in real life like this glaringly demonstrates da true scope/depth/nature of said inconsiderate action.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023