Conference Guarding

Talking to someone outside of the pool while lifeguarding.

The lifeguard was conference guarding with someone standing behind him instead of watching the pool.

by HeroGuard July 30, 2009

Covideo Conference

A video conference necessitated by coronacaptivity.

My industry has been deemed non-essential by our benevolent leaders. Thus, the only way to conduct meetings during this period of coronacaptivity is through covideo conferences.

by Princess MoMo April 22, 2020

Yalta Conference

A sexual maneuver in which a British, U.S., and Russian male all gangbang a german and/or italian female

Dude! Germany got a big ol' Yalta Conference after WW2

by ARIZON4 May 2, 2009

MIAC conference

A collegiate athletic conference that provides its fans with soccer quality LOWER than Junior Varsity in High School.

Weak, frail skinny "men" gingerly trotted around the field avoiding injury in another rotten game of "soccer" brought to you by the MIAC conference.

by #20 October 10, 2005

Press Conference

Spreading the word to a group of people with complete disregard for the subjects privacy.

Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."

Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"

Mark: "After... duh, next?"

James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"

Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "

by TheHanMan April 2, 2009

Moroccan conference

One man/woman takes a shit on the toilet as normal. Another person of the same sex sits on the others lap facing the first person and takes a shit in the same toilet between their legs.

Where are Wade and Dave? They’re in the bathroom on a Moroccan Conference.

by The Moroccan Sultan May 17, 2019

conference wife

Your side chick who you always stay with conferences or conventions.

Oh yeah I always stay in the same room with Kim, she's my conference wife...

by TheGentlemanBroker January 29, 2017