Penil Contortion

When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.

I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.

by RoxeeKodone June 30, 2021

Mean condolities

A condition where u cannot control what u say and makes u say rude and horrible things without thinking.

Random: Yah it's ok it's not your fault your useless

Random: what was that form??

Random: sorry it's my condition it's called mean condolities

Random: oh sorry then it's alright!

by Halfvegetarian December 25, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025