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Condom

The middleman between dick and pussy.
Man! using a condom is like you are fucking it and its fucking your girlfriend.
by Syductive December 15, 2008
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Condom

A latex device used to wrap it and tap it.
She's so hot i wouldnt even care to use a condom. i want to be her baby's daddy.
by honeyfresh18.... December 15, 2010
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Condom

My son watches hentai

Thank god I didn’t use a condom because hentai is how we spend our father-son bonding time together
by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023
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Condom

Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake
For example:
Her: Remember to wear a condom?
Him: Oh shit...
by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018
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Condom

The best invention EVER
dont be stupid....use a fucking condom!

COVER UR BLUBBER WITH RUBBER!
by the NINJA Cheesecake June 1, 2011
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Condom

Fred trump should have worn a condom.
by DMJohnson November 27, 2019
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Condom

A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.
Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.

Jane: Why?

Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.
by Averant December 28, 2010
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