Condimentary

Conservatism is all about conserves, jams & preserves. Condimentary is all about sauces, mustards & vinaigrettes

This wheat-free Tamari soy sauce is totally condimentary to eating sushi off naked hippies

by professordavos January 29, 2012

Condiment plasma

Thin watery condiment-colored fluid that accumulates on the top of ketchup or mustard. Also known as pre-mustard or pre-ketchup.
Related to condiment serum.

I made a killer ham sandwich yesterday only to ruin it with a load of condiment plasma from the mustard all over the bread.

by TonyID March 15, 2010

Pre-condiment

The clear liquid that comes out of the bottle ahead of the ketchup or mustard.

I shot a big load of pre-condiment all over that burger.

by Russell Moobs August 6, 2010

Condiments

The increasingly common street name for poppers. Can be used as a code word when poppers isnt entirely appropriate.

"I'm really in the mood for some condiments"

"Well go to the chippy and get some ; )"

by credit crunch August 10, 2008

condrama

a drama condom

Girl, you better put your condrama on and stay out of it.

by jerzo March 16, 2010

Sleeping Condiments

Anything you use when you're sleeping/going to sleep. These 'condiments' include pillows, blow-up mattresses, sleep attire, lingerie, blankets, etc.

Be sure to bring your sleeping condiments when you come over.

by Urban Defines July 9, 2017

condimensation

The little bit of water found in the top of condiments: mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise. mmmm

condiments + condensation = condimesation

"Unless you don't shake the condimensation out of this mustard, your sandwich is sure to get damp"

-A friend

by pseudotreetrunk August 17, 2011