Cocked

Cocked means when your drunk -more than the average Fucked-Up person.

Symptoms include:

- Eyes as red as tomatoes. aka: Cocked Eyes

- Talking beyond stupid.

- Tripping over furniture AND PEOPLE.

- Bipolar emotions (Love your friends, then

five mins later you hate them).

- Hammering headache/ feel like crap type

of hangover.

Boy 1- "Man your trippin badly"
Victim- "I feel like crap =\"
Boy 2- "You were so wasted at that party"
Girl - "Nah. He was cocked out of his mind. He had all the familiar symptoms of it"

=..8)!

by King of Krack-Kookies ! December 6, 2009

Corcked Knott

An anus filled with a stiff penis

"Hey Timmy, have you seen Sally??
Yes, I saw in the master bedroom with a corcked knott.

by Dan Ruggiero, Mark Fridkin (Dometrius and Darbish) July 25, 2008

Twin cocked

1. When a person has been penetrated by two males.
2. A term used, normally used in first person shooters, when 2 players on the same team dominate the game.

1. My buddy and I just twin cocked that girl.
2. My buddy and I just twin cocked your entire team!

by lilhoss2130 January 21, 2010

half-cocked

Ajective decsribing behavior. Usually implies that the behavior was impulsive, done without considering the consequences.

After Sarah insulted Jimmy he went off half-cocked about her haircut.

by muttleydeed May 3, 2006

colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 27, 2005

cocked

It's that little sound it makes when you load a gun or rifle.

I cocked my gun and was ready for action.

by Rockerone April 17, 2004

Nigger Cocked

To be sexually assisted by someone of African-American origin

Officer that man nigger cocked me

by Alicforhigs December 22, 2016