Concepting

to come up with creative ideas

This week we were concepting for north face

by $pmoney$ January 20, 2015

immaculate cornception

When you haven't eaten corn in a week, but still see golden kernels studding your bowel movement.

"I haven't had corn in months! But there it was in the toilet bowl! It's an immaculate cornception."

by GoFightNguyen May 29, 2018

conception

A violent process that happens when a daddy cell violently slams his head inside a mommy cell and the mommy cell consumes the daddy cell's head and leaves the rest of the daddy cell's body to rot.

Some believe that life begins at conception. I believe life ends there.

by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004

miss conception

The lady that tries to tie you down by repeated attempts to have your baby against your will.

Fundo's girlfriend turned into Miss Conception when she wouldn't let him pull out.

by auth00r June 20, 2006

conceition

the act of being conceited, filled with

Those 'scene kids' are so full of conceition.

by lauren rad April 9, 2007

Immaculate Conception

The Immaculate Conception is the Catholic teaching that Mary was conceived in the womb of her mother, Anne, without Original Sin, as a unique gift to her, in preparation for being the Mother of God.

It does NOT refer to the virginal conception of Jesus Christ in the womb of Mary. Only TV land and people not intelligent enough to get their theological facts from sources other than popular films use "Immaculate Conception" to refer to the conception of Christ.

The doctrine of the the Immaculate Conception is based on the assumption of St Augustine's notion of Original Sin, which teaches that all human beings, from the moment of their conception, carry the guilt and stain of the sins of the first human beings. It is from this guilt that Mary is said to have been uniquely preserved.

As this notion of Original Sin isn't accepted by Orthodox or other Christians, the Catholic teaching of the Immaculate Conception is seen by them as the solution to a problem that doesn't exist.

I wish I'd had an immaculate conception like Mary, so I wouldn't have original sin.

by Scrumpmeister November 15, 2018

ejaculate conception

A term used to describe the "uh oh" moment when semen is spilled into a vagina during intercorse thus placing a baby into a woman's womb.

It is thought by great scholars that the Virgin Mary was actually not a virgin at all and that the episode of immaculate conception was actually just plain old ejaculate conception.

by KingRent October 13, 2013