compact diss

A back-handed compliment; a snide remark; a sarcastic comment; a compliment followed by an an insult; when someone searches for something really nice to say, but can't think of anything so she compliments you on something very obvious.

Girl 1: Wow, did you do something different?
Girl 2: Yes, I cut and bleached my hair blonde today!
Girl 1: Oh, wow, it's so... blonde and...wow, what a cut...
Girl 2: Uh, thanks? But that was like a compact diss.
Girl 1: Sorry...

by Bunmi Adeoye August 4, 2007

Trash Compactor

When you ask your partner to do anal and they say no because they have to poop and you proceed to do it anyway. You may also choose to do it "accidentally"

She said no again so I decided to give her a trash compactor. She never saw it coming.

by OhNoHeDidnt January 14, 2015

Trash Compactor

The act of shitting in someone's mouth, then jamming it really far down there with your cock.

I shit in Konnor's mouth then gave him the old trash compactor because he tried to spit it out.

by Erin Dillbeque December 13, 2009

compact disk

The improper spelling of "compact disc". If you ever say "disk" when reffering to any flat circular object, being it a piece of media or not, then you are wrong, and deserve to die for being a FUCKING IDIOT.

"I have soooo many compact disks, and I love taking it up the shitpipe!"

by The King August 30, 2003

compact

Making sure ones luggage or strap is always loaded

Hey nigga you coming with me you better compact

by heather ovellette January 21, 2015

Commacaust

The commacaust is a hypothetical situation consisting of the world's grammar Nazi's rising up and taking action to avoid fuhrer misspellings. Anyone who misspells anything such as how further is misspelled as fuhrer for comedic effect one line up will be executed. The Commacaust can also be used to attack one whom the person believes to be a grammar Nazi, for example "oh god the commacaust is starting!!!"

"he was the one who I most cared for"
"don't you mean whom"
"OH GOD THE COMMACAUST IS STARTING"

by mr awesome1212121 November 27, 2012

Compacted meme

A rock solid poop that makes you have anal fissure and blood in toilet

I couldn’t even flush that compacted meme so the toilet overflowed

by Raven121880 October 19, 2021