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this is my kingdom come

A pre-chorus part of the 2013 Imagine Dragons song "Demons". In 2021, it gained popularity in memes as a joke about semen, being paired with videos of various white liquids being sprayed or spilled.

Often paired with Gaviscon firefighters spraying thicc white liquid, which is the kingdom of "coom".

Semen Jizz funny 😂😂😂🥶🥶🥵🥵
Dan Reynolds: "This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come"
Some girl: "Swallows coom violently"
Meme community: CoOm
by urandom-monke July 16, 2021
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come out ye black and tans

The rebel’s call, that’s all you need to know
COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! SHOW YER WIVES HOW YOU WON THOSE MEDALS DOWN IN FLAAAANDERS!!! TELL ‘ER HOW THE I.R.A. MADE YA RUN THE HELL AWAY!!
by Actual satan April 19, 2020
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Kenny, Please Come Over For Gay Sex

A better way to remember the scientific classification of

Kingdom
Phylum
Class
Order
Family
Genus
Species

Fuck "Kings play chess on fine glass surfaces" or "Kids prefer candy over fancy green salad," gay sex is where it's at.
Kenny: "I can't seem to remember the scientific classification."
Jim: "Kenny, please come over for gay sex."
Kenny: "Oh, I get it now! Thanks, gay sex!"
by toadboy123 February 12, 2017
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Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008
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come clean

The name of an awful song by the gay, untalented singer Hilary Duff. Also used when someone tells the truth about something they've been lying about or wants to keep a secret.
Why don't I come clean? Let me just be honest, dear. I promise not to hide anything.
by Super Tips March 24, 2023
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comedy gold

Really good joke or humour, especially in the sense of unintentional hilarity. Comedy gold is or is worthy to be a classic.
I heard something today that was comedy gold: "I had lunch with several international students here; one German, an American and two from Nepal, and they were so typical: The European guy talked about culture, the guys from Nepal talked about religion, and the American was eating".
by Mikademus August 28, 2010
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Comedic Masturbation

When you are so funny by yourself that you laugh out loud without any participation by a partner.

Progresses from a small grin to a smile to a quiet giggle and then quickly reaches the climactic event of an audible belly laugh, or LOL. Following climax, tissue is often used to dry resulting wetness occuring in the ocular region.
My humor is not always understood by others and I frequently find myself involuntarily engaging in comedic masturbation.
by K-Rista-Raaah July 22, 2016
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