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coming up short

A verb meaning failure to meet expectations. When said the short part is often a higher tone then the rest of the phrase.
* some dweeb gets a question wrong after raising his hand

Me: coming up SHORT
by margery stewart baxter September 29, 2012
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Christmas Cumming

A poem to celebrate the coming of Christmas!
'Christmas Cumming'

With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020
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Theresa Cummings

A female well known for being an easy piece of pussy. Famous for her house party's (sex parties). A slut who was always drunk, high or trippin on acid and tripping over dicks the next morning.
Did I really fuck Theresa Cummings last night? Shit, No I have Herpes.
by Azzman66 September 14, 2018
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Im cooming

A person who says this when he jerks/masterbates so hard he starts ejaculating coom while watching porn on his windows 7.
AAAAAA Fackkkk !!!!!!!Immmm Im cooming !!!!! oh FAck ItS EveRyWhere!!
by Ancientbluesky December 1, 2020
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dick cummings

Dick Cummings is a little bitch who gives blowjobs in the bathroom.
by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014
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coming for me

A person is trying to start an fight or argument. (Ways to be coming for someone messing with them &talkfighting about them )
Ex.Why are you coming for me? =Why are you talking about me?
by @IamPrettyJay_ December 12, 2014
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Colming

To neglect your friends and live in a state of denial.
Colming : Merrick
by datderepizzaguy August 11, 2008
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