Colteno

Italian for big Dink ,,

a male who was gifted by god with a big donk

You have a big colteno

Can't handle this colteno

Pull colteno out I got to poop

by Mrmofo January 16, 2014

sugar-coated lies

Those donuts aren't food, they are poison. Same with chocolate chip cookies, the double Dutch chocolate cake, the can of soda, the bag of potato chips, and the pretzel-wrapped hotdogs.

All that junk isn't food, it doesn't fuel you, it kills you! it literally kills you!

Me: "I'm hungry"

*Reaches for a donut*
Jocko: THOSE DONUTS AREN'T FOOD, THEY ARE SUGAR-COATED LIES!

by supersizedmcshizzle April 13, 2023

coleda

The act of spilling food or drink on oneself, typically on a shirt with no collar.

"Hey - Will coleda'd himself at lunch again today. There was sushi all over his shirt!"

by Buckstar October 2, 2007

Colter

The best person you ever met

That Colter is the best.

by The BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 11, 2018

Colten

A lesbian

Colten is a lesbian with a vagina

by Chikinbitch1933 September 15, 2019

colledge

Someone who knew how to spell "colledge" in the late 1600's through the 1700's. William and Mary Colledge in Virginia was styled as such when it was propose to King William and Queen Mary, and upon it's founding in 1699. Words change with time. The word for "fields" was different then as well, a field being style "ffield" in those times. So, "colledge" may not be as wrong as you think.

1690

STEPS TOWARD THE FOUNDING OF THE COLLEGE

At a convention of the clergy at Jamestown, Dr. Blair submitted a paper entitled "Severall Propositions to be humbly P'sented to the Consideration of the next Generall Assembly, for the better incouragement of Learning By the founding a Colledge in this Country..." This paper urged the Assembly to ask their Majesties for a charter for a college and suggested possible sources of revenue to support it. The project was endorsed by the clergy and Governor Francis Nicholson.

by RikMik August 24, 2016

Candy coated

When a car has candy paint, or a high gloss paint finish, on it.

See Shawnna's song, "Candy Coated"

DAMN! That car is candy coated!

by Pomegranate July 4, 2006