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Colosseum

Similar to the sexual position "the Eiffel Tower", except instead of two men high-fiving, it is multiple men in a cirle, creating a circular "building" with the high-fives making the arches.
Drew to male friends: I can't believe we all got to do a Colosseum last night! GG, check!
by Kailaaaaaaaa February 26, 2007
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Colostomizer

A male known as a "Colostomizer" is a particularly bad-a motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames or basketball, a Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).
Man, you just got owned by that Colostomizer! Seriously, it's like a Greyhound bus just drove straight into your asshole and kept on going!
by The Colostomizer September 14, 2008
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colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.
Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.
by skoto August 19, 2018
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colostomy bag

a bag you shit in through your chest
sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.
by scott you douchebag May 25, 2003
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collstrup

vb. A guy who dresses all in black, has an emo hairdo and sucks at table soccer

See also cracker ass or cracker, emo and loser
He's such a collstrup at table soccer; "Beat it, collstrup!" or "What's up with the emo hairdo, collstrup?!"
by IllRipYouANewOne March 20, 2009
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The Colostomizer

The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).
Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?
by Rapist Wit November 12, 2008
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colostomy chug

When one runs up to someone with a colostomy bag and pulls it off said person and chugs its contents.
I shuked more when I saw Ron's dad do a full on colostomy chug then when I saw his mom's birthfart.
by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007
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