Colossal Gay

When you have such VAST amounts of BIG GAY that you reach the APOTHEOSIS OF GAY and transcend into GAYVANA, a place where all of those who have THE BIG GAY wish to someday arrive.

"Did you hear Ethan has officially become THE COLOSSAL GAY?"
"Wow, I never thought he'd get there."

by RomanSans September 21, 2018

Colossal Ridiculity

Colossal Ridiculity
Said when something stupid happens.
A bot in Quake 3 arena (Klesk) is the inventor of this phrase, and says it often (when fragged)

.. A new update of GW is available, please exit and restart..
*does*

Disconnection error x 10

... Colossal Ridiculity

by Lord Fureon November 6, 2007

Coldstalling

Any lazy or useless activity a sales person engages in that prevents them from picking up the phone and calling potential customers or clients.

Pam: Hey Brad, I've spent my entire morning getting Russell's prospect list together so he can spend the afternoon cold calling. Do you know where he is this morning?

Brad: Oh, he called in and claims he will be cold calling from home this morning.

Pam: Yeah, right. You mean he's "coldstalling", right?

by FishaDisha August 13, 2010

conostrilundrum

the most difficult instrument to play in the known universe, some say it can play whole orchestras level of music at once. only one man is known to master this instrument. that man is john hassall.

pete - oi john, play us a song on the conostrilundrum.

john - alright.

by youre mum October 17, 2014

Colossal Ben

A freakishly large male who has the appearance of somebody that would most definitely fuck bitches (preferably at music festivals) while being completely off of his head on some form of drug. However, the Colossal Ben (much like the BFG ) is a friendly giant who's loyal and will never fail to provide a great laugh.

Wow, that guy is getting bitches like you would think the Colossal Ben would be

by grizzlybearloverrr May 4, 2020

colostrum breath

A youngster that doesn’t know shit about life yet.

“Julie doesn’t know anything about this job yet.” Yeah she is a real colostrum breath.

by downloadman187 April 7, 2021

Colossal Dukee

A giant wet/fat shit the size of rome. This shit is commonly found in the rare "ugly ass mfing monkey" species called the Abbondandolo Monkey Tribe.

I took a colossal dukee the size of rome.

by Abbondandolo Monkey Tribussy April 14, 2022