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colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.
English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
by BOWER February 6, 2007
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Colossal Fuck

Colossal Fuck - An insult towards a tremendously slow and overweight person who's weight may exceed 300+ pounds of body fat.
Wow, that guy is one colossal fuck.

You're a colossal fuck!
by ThyAwesomePossum November 1, 2013
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Colossal Whore

A bag of potatoes that you might be able to fuck.
She is all about that base pounding on a thriving dick. She's a colossal whore.
by Colossalwhore June 7, 2018
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Colossal Grape

Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.
Colossal Grapes are very poisonous
by Dr.Wots July 29, 2019
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Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"
why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit
by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021
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colossal_titans_foot

Very nice and cool

My best friend !

It’s very fun and helpful

They help me in math class (ty)
Colossal_titans_foot is my fav moot!”

“I know it in real life, isn’t that cool!”

“Yeah!”
by ShadyWady December 9, 2021
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