Colossal Fuck

Colossal Fuck - An insult towards a tremendously slow and overweight person who's weight may exceed 300+ pounds of body fat.

Wow, that guy is one colossal fuck.

You're a colossal fuck!

by ThyAwesomePossum November 1, 2013

Colossal Cock Chaos

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.

KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥

by BitcoindaVikingFan October 21, 2020

Colossal ass trolling

Trolling done on an enormous scale. Usually requires a lot of thought and preparation put into it. Shows human potential at its brightest. While being considered irrational in modern society, colossal ass trolling keeps attracting people all over the planet, for it brings unparalleled satisfaction.

One guy: Hey, did you hear someone replaced "Lenin" with "Putin Huylo!" on the Mausoleum in Moscow?
Other guy: Dude, that is some colossal ass trolling!

by croc541 September 23, 2014

Big Russ and the Colossal Twats

Russell Crowe's little known rock band.

Did you know that Russell Crowe has a rock band called "Big Russ and the Colossal Twats"

Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm

by bolingollimbombo February 11, 2017

Super Mega Ultra Colossal Titanic Gay

Used to describe the gayest man alive. Indescribable how gay he is.

“Hey, Peyton is super mega ultra colossal titanic gay.”

by Super Mega Straight Guy March 18, 2022

Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using

Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?

by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024

Colossal Shit

KFC Employee: Hi how can I help You?
Customer: shut up bitch
KFC Employee: takes a break to go cry in the bathroom
KFC Employee: exits the bathroom after 30 minutes
KFC Manager: hey, what the hell took so long?
KFC employee: *with tears in her eyes* "Colossal Shit"

why did you take so long to get changed?
Colossal Shit

by JOE_NUTS May 28, 2021