Coitastrophe

Catastrophic coitus. Aka terrible sex. When the P and the V just don't seem to sync correctly.

How was your date with Brian?

It was fine until we got back to my place. He couldn't keep it up. The cat tried to bite his dick. So I just blew him, so it would all be over. It was a coitastrophe.

by OMR-Louisville February 23, 2015

Climaxing Wake

When at a funeral, a wake is often held where family and friends may observe the body before burial.

In some cases, mainly if the corpse is that of a child, a relative/friend may get aroused and begin to climax at the sight of such beauty, often the climax is best during the time the body is being buried.

"AH dude what a shame he was such a legend, what a sad funeral"

"Ya dude the best part was during the Climaxing Wake"

by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019

Bare Coinage

Having a lot of shrapnel in the form of money, usually in your wallet/pockets.

(At train station)

"Hey niqquers"
"Sup Norbit"
"How much is the train ticket when using these machines?"
"Err usually about £1.20"
"Dayum thats so bad I only have Bare Dolla!"
"Ah unlucky mate, looks like you're gunna gain Bare Coinage."

by bEN jARED mACFARLANE fREEMAN May 13, 2010

Personal Climate Change

An unwelcome smell made by a person.

"Sorry! Personal climate change!" said the guy after he let one in the elevator. "Silent but deadly."

by Mr. Lyle August 27, 2013

Cimarron

It is the Cheyenne word for "Wild"...Although, if it's a person's name, it means "Wild One"....it can also be used to describe someone that has a VERY free spirit & cannot & will not be tamed by anyone; Free-Spirited....Also, someone who's completely different from everyone else; beyond the norm intelectually, artistically, socially, and/or in mindset...A Cimarron can also be someone who moves from place to place freely and willingly, without being forced to do so, also considered a "Maverick"....also someone who fights back, mostly about what he/she believes in or thinks is right; sometimes considered a Fighter.

That girl is a total Cimarron. She's completely free in spirit!...NO ONE can tell her who to be or what to do!

by Cimmy Mae April 30, 2008

climaxic aftershocks

The series of bodily tremors following an orgasm (typically experienced by women).

After she came, her body experienced climaxic aftershocks for a couple of minutes.

by king_shot_travels_south April 25, 2009

coimetromania

An abnormal attraction to and desire to visit cementeries.

"Why do you want to stop at every cementerie we pass? You mus have Coimetromania!"

by Yummy Mummy Of 7 July 31, 2019