coagulated cunt spatter

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

by TheFATman101294 May 24, 2012

Copeulate

Combination of cope and copulate. To jack off but sad.

Me: Did you see that Tom Holland is dating Zendaya?
Friend: Damn for real? I gotta go copeulate for a minute.

by stupid town December 1, 2021

copulate

This is a contraction of, " Cop you are late." As we all know, cops aren't the most timely when it comes to an emergency situation and often times show up later than we'd prefer depending on the severity of the situation in question.

Susan: "Copulate and now he's gone."

Officer: "Can you describe the assailant."

by Cbranson November 21, 2010

coagulator

A bong used for smoking meth.
**coag for short.

"Hey let's hit the coagulator"

by dd mylo March 29, 2017

go forth and copulate

polite English usage for "fuck off".

In the presence of a teacher:
Schoolboy John: Go dip your head in a bucket of shit!
Tom: Why don't you go forth and copulate!

by Snooty Man August 22, 2011

cockulater

the use of your penis in the terms of a calculator.

billy: "kevin have you charged your cockulater.?"
Kevin" no its is still charging since i discharged it 20 minutes ago."

by ndfootball75 November 18, 2011

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004