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cocoon of horror

A figurative place endured by any soundly beaten opponent. The term first came to prominence when coined by professional boxer (read, punching bag) Peter "Hurricane" McNeely in the lead up to his 1995 heavyweight clash with "Iron" Mike Tyson.
"I'm gonna wrap Mike Tyson in a cocoon of horror."

"That fucken Crip pull a gat on me, I put the motherfucker in a cocoon of horror."

"You see that white-ass pimp on Rikki Lake? Man, when his ho's came out on stage he entered his own personal cocoon of horror."
by Jeeben May 2, 2008
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Cleveland Cocoon

The act of ripping a rancid fart in a sleeping bag and holding it in all night, rendering any clothing involved completely saturated in a sulfurous odor. Thus, causing you to jump out of the sleeping bag in the morning, strip away your clothes, and air them out in a flapping motion, similar to the action of an emerging butterfly shedding its cocoon and drying out its wings in order to complete its transformation.
Al completely ruined his camping trip due to a Cleveland Cocoon.
by BallsDeep2010 April 15, 2010
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poop cocoon

Last night I couldn't control my bowels, so I turned Jerry's sleeping bag into a poop cocoon while he was asleep.
by asian_zing April 21, 2011
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Cocooned Butterfly

A term used to describe a 'closeted' homosexual or bisexual male
by archergirl19 March 13, 2015
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Lube Cocoon

A.K.A. Slick Rick; The first bowel movement after an internal anal cumshot.
Man! I had serious case of constipation until I got a killer Lube Cocoon last night! It was amazing how quick it flushed my system out this morning!
by WonderShockX August 7, 2011
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Cocoon Job

A blowjob enhanced with the pleasure of a woman's silky long hair wrapped around the shaft of a mans cock during the action.
Crow - "dude, Tiffany wrapped her hair around my cock Last night and sucked me off like a champ."

Money maker mike - "yeah that's called a cocoon job, I had one 30 years ago."
by SmashKing January 7, 2015
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Bitch Cocoon

The 2nd of the 3 stages of bitch metamorphism.

A Bitcherpillar hopes to someday build enough experience being a bitch to finally be able to "level up" and become a more respectable Bitch Cocoon.

A bitch who gets about 50%-70% of what he/she wants solely by bitching for it.
After spending years as a Bitcherpillar, Taylor decided to use her accrued knowledge to become a Bitch Cocoon. With this decision also came newfound respect.
by Catatafish47 September 2, 2014
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