Cockwallace

unparliamentary language

9. no unparliamentary language (i.e. don't say Cockwallace)

by ♥🗺☠ May 26, 2021

Cockwatcher

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.

Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.

by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022

cocktapus

a person with eight penises

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

cockwaffle

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.

Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.

by *Patches* September 26, 2005

cockwad

An Idiot

You fucking cockwad!

by BongWaterBob September 9, 2003

cockward

awkward in a sexual way

Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!

by turnure May 8, 2006

Cockapoo

A dog that is a hybrid of Cocker Spaniel and Poodle. A both energetic and lazy dog with a kind soul and heart, unless approached by an evil bystander. Loves you more than herself, attention, being played with, and meeting new dogs and people. Adorable and free-spirited animal

"Oh, Mom, can I pet that Cockapoo? It is so cute!"

by 50centremix May 7, 2015