cockflush

An adjective used to describe a situation reminiscent of the mess that comes (or rather cums) at the end of masturbation.

I spent the first half of saturday morning dealing with the cockflush.

by CanTheSpam January 17, 2006

Cockulus 320

The ultimate. The heavenly. The glorious. The all powerful, the greatest. Profits have been speaking of such for years. For real for real, on god, no cap. Keeping it a buck fifty with you all.

More like cockulus 320

by Nightmare_vZ April 1, 2022

Ri-cock-ulous

One: To be so cock hungry, it's ridiculous (or ri-dick-ulous).
Two: To be extremely ridiculous and "suck dick."

One: Why do you want everyone's dick? It's ri-cock-ulous!
Two: These other definitions suck, it's ri-cock-ulous..

by someoneactuallyfunny September 8, 2009

Rockulous

Used in reference to fashion/a fashion statement. Super awesome, something that would fit the rock and roll persona.

Those shades are totally rockulous.

by Jacob Roberts April 29, 2008

cockfloss

A term used to describe the pubic hair around the male genitals (cock). The floss part of the term is used since it often gets stuck in between the teeth of one going the gobble.

She has some cockfloss stuck between her teeth, I wonder if she has being going the gobble.

by Anac0nda January 13, 2009

cookalous

can be referred to as either:
1. boobs.
2. penis/ balls.

1. "DAAAANG, Sarah's cookalous are owning."
2. "Dude, she owned my cookalous last night."

by AAA556 October 19, 2008

cocklostrum

The clear ejaculate that comes out of the penis after multiple orgasms in close succession. This is due to the fact the testicles haven't had time to replenish the supermarket count.

By the time I visited my third glory hole that night, the only thing coming out of me was cocklostrum.

by Giant Jester April 2, 2017