cocksloth

One who slathers the male penis all over their face and can barely move because they are worda fat/word

Debbie is a real cocksloth

by Avolin June 26, 2003

Cocktot

Dictator > Penis Potato > Cock Tot

That Saddam Hussein sure is a Cocktot.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Corntooth

A guy with one yellow stained front tooth, "Hey corntooth brush your teeth!"

corn tooth Corntooth yellow tooth

by Deanerngravers February 27, 2011

Cockmouthpoopslide

When someone vomits shite out there mouth because of upsidedown colon

i cockmouthpoopslided all over my car as i was driving

by dean reeves July 7, 2008

cockfooting

Cockfooting is the opposite of pussyfooting. Instead of beating around the bush, you get straight to the point. It's more or less a synonym for "frankness."

I met this girl, and I couldn't tell if she liked me or not, so cockfooted and asked her out.

He's a real cockfooter.

I'm done with pussyfooting, from now on, I'm a cockfooting.

by Michael Warren October 26, 2008

Cockmouth

One experiences cockmouth when they are near or around a guy (or guys) and want to impress them with either their bullshit lies or actual awesome stories. Either way, when you are being a cockmouth, you just sound like a bragging bitch. A tell tale sign that you are suffering from cockmouth is when the people around you cannot stop rolling their eyes.

Julia: Yeah, Brad, I totally bungee jumped off of that bridge in Sydney, right after I explored the reef and fended off a giant sting ray who was trying to mate with my bestie. Did I tell you, I'm a trained animal psychiatrist, oh, and that stingray thing totes made me a local celebrity.

Sarah: (rolls eyes) Wow, Julia just won't shut her big fucking cockmouth.

by lifewithlemons November 15, 2011

Cocktot

someone who is being a douchebag, an arrogant prick, etc

Person 1: OMFG look he's so fat I bet he can't do anything but eat!

Person 2: dude don't be such a cocktot, that ain't cool.

by DarkAngelAnubis November 3, 2012