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cocksharking

A girl or Gay Guy that is very desperate to find a mate that she/he asks multiple men on a date and takes the first one that bites.
"If you hurry you have a real good chance wth Kessley, Shes been Cocksharking for a week now!"
by Jim Reed May 16, 2006
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Cocksman

A man with exceedingly high pussy-gettin stats. Will likely let someone suck their dick in exchange for a Taco
Distinguished Cocksman Aaron or "Airman" was awarded the Cocksman of the Year.
by Baby Judas April 1, 2013
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Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.
Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)
by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006
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cocksmack

When one person whips out their cock and smacks them in the face with it. OR usually a gay person who loves cock in their face.
Josh Phil Condrat is a cocksmack.

Josh loves to cocksmack other men (also recieve).

Josh: Hey can you cocksmack in my face
Billy: Sure, as long as you return the favor
Josh: OK, let me get out my skeet box
by Ryan Brockman January 13, 2006
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cocksnacker

someone who eats cock as often as eating snacks.
Cocksnacking is an art form when it comes down to avoiding to srcape the penis with your teeth.
by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003
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cocksponge

a person who is so much of a bitch, that they actually physically turn into a cock shaped sponge. this sponge man/woman can be used to scrub your genitals in a clockwise motion until ultimate satisfaction. the cocksponge is a very rare species, and usually very dirty as well. they enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners and vigorous genital massaging daily.
Nigel Hamflick elavated his bitch status just enough to transmutate into cocksponge form. he was then condemned to a lifetime of genital cleansing sessions with president bush himself.
by Protest your hero July 9, 2007
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cockspanking

Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.
She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
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