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cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"
Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007
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Cocksucker

1. Someone who sucks a man's penis.
2. A very stupid person.
1. Because I saw Elena suck Jay's penis I knew that Elena is a cocksucker.
2. That fucking cocksucker stole my money!
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
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COCKSUCKER

A man or woman who willing and enthusiasticly derives great pleasure and enjoyment by providing a guy pleasure by expertly massaging the guy's cock with with their mouth, lips, tongue and throat to the guy's complete satifaction until he cums. Which a true cocksucker swallows.
Of course I swallow, I'm a cocksucker.
by tulsa_cocksucker June 29, 2011
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cockjacker

The action of hijacking / theiving / obtaining a penis to ride or pump in a sexual manner.
Rob is a cockjacker as last night he took advantage of Frank
by Denzel Large December 30, 2007
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CockKnocker

A term used with your inner circle in an opening sentence to grab their attention as to allow an immediate discussion to take place. Equal parts condescending and endearing. Lets the user clear the air on current or long standing disagreements. Prepares the receiver for a possible controntation.
What's up CockKnocker?!?! I still remember that time I caught you taking a selfie with my drunk girlfriend and staring down at her cleavage, not cool bro...
by TeamJimmy August 16, 2019
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Cocksucketti

You fucking cocksucketti!
by TheAngryGamer July 15, 2020
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cockstacker

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.
"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."
by B Sinclair February 7, 2007
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