cocksnozzle

Originally used to refer to a old and decrepit rooster, the term was adapted to be used as an insult to a man's masculinity.

"Bob was such a cocksnozzle at the party last night, he didn't even talk to any girls."

by Jack the Word Maker April 24, 2010

Cocksnoggle

1. A very unpleasant person, normally used when that person is being a completely insufferable cock.
2. When you both snuggle and snog a cock at the same time.

1. Person 1: Oh hey man I thought you and John were friends

Person 2: Nah man, one day he was being such a cocksnoggle, I told him he could fuck off and I never saw him again

2. Guy 1: yo my girl was both snuggling and snogging my cock.

Guy 2: Woah man, you've got a girl that has mastered the arts of the cocksnoggle.

by Blade N June 16, 2018

Cock Snot

Forceful ejaculation equivalent to that of a sneeze.

My wiener just sneezed and I got cock snot all over my girlfriends face. She didn’t even say “bless you”.

by Kelly the Queef Chief July 13, 2019

Texan cockshot

Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.

Dad gave himself a texan cockshot, that is why you are adopted

by Barberella April 12, 2020

Cocknot

cocknot /kok-not/ adjective

- adjective

1. symbolically having a penis in a knot or a knotted penis thus indicating diminished manhood for all purposes.

2. To be a complete idiot.

1-
Dumbass A: Homo!
Dumbass B: Queer!
Dumbass A: Faggot!
Dumbass B: Cocknot!

Homie A: Yo eva since he been with that biatch we don see his ass no moe'.
Homie B: She has him pussywhipped dawg!
Homie A: He is a cocknot! That's what he is! A cocknot!!!

2-
Man: Hey you wanna see me stick this dime up my nose ?
Woman: don't be a cocknot!

by Taurus_3579 August 18, 2010

cocksnore

Derived from the image of an actual cock snoring. One who is an idiot/moron/tool or just a plain pain in the ass.

Jim: Hey Bob, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: No Jim, I have to eat dinner with my parents.
Jim: You're such a fuckin cocksnore.

by Michael March 11, 2003

cocknotized

When a woman is so caught up with herself that all she thinks about is cock and doesnt care how she gets it, sort of like hypnotized but having to do with cock.

"Man that girl was so cocknotized that she had sex with a donkey last night."

by Tsquared November 30, 2007