Literal tense: A person who either acts gay, or is indeed gay. Refers to the act of male-male anal intercourse (Cockslamming)
Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Insulting tense: Cockslammer, as common with many other terms such as “Faggot” and “Queer,” can be used as insulting terms of address for people who are stupid, irritating or otherwise pompous. It is, in fact, most commonly used this way.
Literal tense:
Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!
Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.
Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.
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Insulting tense:
Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.
Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.
Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.
Or:
Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.
Soup: Fuck you; get your own.
Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
Mobius: Dudes, did you hear? Stealth is actually gay!
Shaft: That doesn’t come as a surprise.
Glenn: Really? Hah, I always knew that prick was a cockslammer.
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Insulting tense:
Glenn: That guy Bill got his ass kicked at school yesterday.
Mobius: Really? It’s about fucking time.
Glenn: Yeah, I’ve always hated that cockslammer.
Or:
Mobius: Let me have some of your Cheetos, Soup.
Soup: Fuck you; get your own.
Mobius: Why do you have to be such a cockslammer, Soup?
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While doing it doggystyle, the male will intentionally fall over backwards and pull the female down with him as to thrust the penis further up, increasing pleasure.
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