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Someone on Tinder that keeps showing up no matter how many times you swipe left. Won’t go away, like a cockroach.
“This is the seventh time I’ve seen Jenny in the past three days. Talk about a cockroach. Maybe I should just swipe right and tell her to fuck off.”
by asseatermatt August 14, 2019
Get the Cockroach mug.Military recruiting euphemism for unsolicited recruiting targets, after their practice of lounging around at public places looking for younger people of a lesser education to hassle into joining the military.The implication is the recruiters think whoever they throw their enlistment spin at is poor and dumb enough to fall for it.
Army Recruiter 1: Look at those two cockroaches about 30 feet ahead, they look like Mc Job types.
Recruiter 2: Let's go see......
Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
Recruiter 2: Let's go see......
Army recruiter 1 (again)....... Have you thought about enlisting in the Army lately ???
by Piranha May 23, 2006
Get the Cockroach mug.noun: The magic hour in which you have been awake for so long, that even a cockroach scuttling across the floor is a source of high amusement.
Mary: OMG, did you just see the cat sneeze?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sue: Mary, it must be the cockroach hour for you. A cat sneezing is not that amusing.
Sue: Mary, it must be the cockroach hour for you. A cat sneezing is not that amusing.
by catsluvdmb February 28, 2005
Get the cockroach hour mug.When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --
by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014
Get the hairy cockroach mug.Everyone hates you, you hate everyone, and you have no sexual disfunction within the cockroach community because you are gay.
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